Thursday, June 28, 2007

fengshui pointers.

i was researching chinese astrology when i came across two pages that listed dos and don'ts for designing stairs and managing your living spaces:

"Feng Shui of Stairs"

"Cramp Spaces and Narrow Corridors"

of the two, i think the one about the stairs proves more useful.

2 comments:

oahiz_wanders said...

WELCOME HOME DEEEEEEE!

WE MISSED U SO MUCH!!

wuks said...

Here is something from Kevin Mark Low on SmallProjects. http://www.small-projects.com/long/index.html (look for commentary>fengshui)

No hill in line. No tree in front. No john above. No wet beneath.

No mirrored hall no bush too tall, no stove with sleep no land too deep no street too high or wall youll die, no number four no squared off door.

no poisoned corner corner corner corner where's the fucking mirror

no stop. look. go.

no door face door.

no decisions with my secret compass. no evil. no doubt. no end.

No.

Fengshui.

Somehow, the masters forget about smell, sound and touch. ask one and bewilderment will never have looked so complete; its all about the seen and the no-that-cant-be-done. They forget about exceptions to the no because their books only speak of rules, not when and how they can be broken.

Fengshui. The subversive art of sight, smell, taste, touch, sound and yes.



Hahahahah, if only the fengshui master knows that his neighbour upstairs is called John. 0-o (noob boh)